(Source: vinebox)

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

spookutomeme:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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THATS WHY ALL FOUR OF YOU ARE PUSSY ASS BITCHES WHO FUCKING DROVE AWAY AFTER TALKING MASSIVE SHIT. COME BACK I WANT YOU TO SO I CAN BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA ALL OF YOU